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Below are monsters created/drawn by Capt Kirkies.

I had some assistance, as you can see, from fabulous kiddos on a few of these. They sure do have some fantastically wonderful ideas.

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LOOSETOOTH NOODUO

NOVEMBER 2020

FOUND BY: FOLSOM, 3yrs old | SEATTLE, WA

LIVES: IN LEGOS, ANYWHERE ON EARTH

SIZE: SO SO BIG

SUPERPOWER: RUN REALLY FAST

WHAT IS IT AFRAID OF: OWLS, “HOOOO HOOO”

EATS: LADYBUGS

HEAD: 2 HEADS, WITH 10 EYES, FIVE EARS, AND A DOWN CIRCLE MOUTH, HAS ONE LOOSE TOOTH.

BODY: PINK, ORANGE, YELLOW

ARMS: TWO ARMS

LEGS: FIVE NOODLE LEGS

DANGER LEVEL: 3, BECAUSE IT RUNS SO SO FAST THAT SOMETIMES BY THE TIME IT REALIZES ITS GOING TO RUN INTO YOU, THE LOOSETOOTH NOODUO CAN’T STOP QUICK ENOUGH… AND SEEING AS ITS SO BIG AND SO FAST - WELL, IT CAN DO SOME DAMAGE.

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CLOUDED PINK TOE’D VULGON

2020

FOUND BY: CAPT. KIRKIES

LIVES: NEAR THE PEAK OF LANIN, BETWEEN ARGENTINA AND CHILE.

EATS: OLD BONES, NAIL CLIPPINGS, AND MUSTARD/SWEET PICKLE SANDWHICHES ON RYE.

DANGER SCALE: LEVEL 2, CLOUDED PINK TOE’D VULGONS TEND TO SPEND THEIR LIFE BEING TERRIFIED. YOUR BIGGEST DANGER IS SCARING ONE SO BAD THAT IT LETS OUT A LOUD BELCH THAT COULD POSSIBLY START AN AVALANCHE. AND AS WE ALL KNOW, AVALANCHES ARE A DANGER SCALE 10!

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PORTE GIRAFFANT

NOVEMBER 10 2020

FOUND BY: HENLEY, 5 yrs old | SEATTLE, WA

LIVES: WHEREVER IT FEELS COMFORTABLE…ITS A ‘GO WITH THE FLOW’ KINDA CREATURE WHEN IT COMES TO MAKING A PLACE HOME.

EATS: LIGHTS AND GLASSES

SUPERPOWER: TELE’PORTE’ATION - IT CAN TELEPORT TO ANY PLACE OR TIME, EVER IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE.

WHAT IS IT AFRAID OF: COUGARS AND DEERS

SIZE: 100FT TALL

HEAD: APRICOT JAM, COVERED IN LOTS OF EYES, FURRY TRIANGLE NOSE, AND RATTLESNAKE TONGUE.

BODY: A DOOR

ARMS: ONE ARM IS A ELEPHANTS HEAD WITH AN EYE IN ITS TRUNK, THE OTHER IS A GIRAFFE’S SEVERED HEAD

LEGS: GIRAFFE

DANGER LEVEL: 3, ONLY SLIGHTLY DANGEROUS BECAUSE ITS TELEPORTATION SKILLS COULD ALTER THE WORLD IN WAYS WE DON’T EVEN KNOW!

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BOB DRAKE MONSTROSITY

JANUARY 2021

FOUND BY: STELLA, 8yrs old | LOS ANGELES, CA

LIVES: TRANSYLVANIA, ROMANIA.

SIZE: CHANGES SIZES, FROM 0 - 25FT

SUPERPOWER: INVISIBILITY AND TELEPORTATION

WHAT IS IT AFRAID OF: MIRRORS, IT’S AFRAID TO SEE ITSELF BECAUSE IT’S AFRAID OF ITSELF.

EATS: SPAGHETTI MADE FROM HAIR, BECAUSE IT CAN TURN INVISIBLE AND GO GET HAIR FROM PEOPLE SHAVING OR CUTTING THEIR HAIR.

HEAD: 3 HEADS STACKED ON EACH OTHER, FIRST IS A HEAD OF A ZOMBIE, SECOND IS THE HEAD OF A VAMPIRE, THIRD IS THE HEAD OF A MUMMY, WITH BUTTON EYES ON ALL THREE.

BODY: BODY IS A CLOWN OUTFIT

ARMS: TWO ARMS, ONE HAND IS NORMAL, AND ONE HAND IS DAGERS.

LEGS: PRAYING MANTIS LEGS

DANGER LEVEL: 8, BECAUSE HE ALSO HAS ALL THE POWERS OF THE CLASSIC MOVIE MONSTERS. MOSTLY IT LIKES TO TELEPORT BEHIND PEOPLE, SAY ‘BOO’ THEN DISAPPEAR.

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BLOPPITY BOG

2020

FOUNDED BY: CAPT KIRKIES

LIVES: LUT DESERT…ONE OF THE HOTEST PLACES ON EARTH. WHICH BLOPPITY BOG IS NOT TO HAPPY ABOUT, THEY AREN’T THAT HAPPY IN GENERAL. YOU CAN OFTEN HEAR IN THE DISTANCE BOG’S SAYING…”WHY SO HOT….WHY???”

SIZE: IT CHANGES, AS IT GETS MORE RED DUE TO THE ABSORPTION OF HEAT, IT CAN GROW TO THE SIZE OF TWO STORY HOME. HOWEVER, IF IT IS THE COLOR OF THE SAND, YOU’LL USUALLY FIND THEM NO LARGER THAN A KOALA!

SUPERPOWER: THROWS OUT FIRE FROM ITS MOUTH, EYES, AND EARS OR IN EXTREME CASES, IT WILL EXPLODE.

WHAT IS IT AFRAID OF: RAIN, IT CAUSES THE BLOPPITY BOG TO DISSOLVE INTO SAND. THEN ITS GONE FOREVER.

EATS: ARFAJ, BUT PREFERS A HEARTY MEAL OF AMETHYST STONES WHEN AVAILABLE.

DANGER SCALE: LEVEL 7, LIKE MENTIONED BEFORE, BOGS ARE PARTICULARLY UNUSUALLY UNHAPPY. THE SLIGHTEST THING SETS THEM OFF. THIS CAUSES THEM TO EXPAND, GROW AND SHOOT OUT ALL THE HEAT THEY’VE BEEN STORING (THIS IS WHAT MAKES THEM RED). GOOD THING IS, ONCE THEY BLOW OFF SOME ‘STEAM’ THEY FEEL PRETTY GREAT, SO THEIR DANGER SCALE SLIDES RAPIDLY TO ONE FOR ABOUT 10 DAYS!

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ZOMBIE EYE’D RAINBOWZER

OCTOBER 2020

FOUND BY: BOWIE, 5yrs old | LOS ANGELES, CA

LIVES: EVERYWHERE, ANYWHERE IT WANTS

SIZE: BIG LIKE BEAR

SUPER POWER: CAN FLY

WHAT IS IT AFRAID OF: ZOMBIE RATS

EATS: PIZZA

HEAD: BUG HEAD WITH ZOMBIE DEAD EYES

BODY: RAINBOW

ARMS: 30, WITH ROBOT HANDS

LEGS: DRAGON LEGS

FEET: MANGOS

EXTRA’S: TURKEY TAIL, CHANDALIER SHEILD

DANGER LEVEL: 5, I DON’T KNOW WHY ITS A LEVEL 5. BUT TO ME IT LOOKS LIKE A LEVEL 5. YEAH.

 
 

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